The on going story

   IRC Chat
   ET Downloads
   Gallery
   Code of Conduct
   Tutorials

Click here to set up monthly subscriptions for BP3/Joyrex.

Joyrex

Default (RD)

GW (RS)

SKYRIM!@#$@K$L:!J#%KI#!% (RS)

[Cunning Linguist]

So we've done Band association and word association, but has anyone ever played the "On-going story".  Use to play this a lot back in my school daze, I mean days  

Dang it, now I have to come up with a plot or at least a beginning...

Once upon a time, on a server far far away...

[Raziel]

... some people were being set on fire by the evil Lord Raziel, who likes to set people on fire...

[EverlastingGibstopper]

...Little did Raziel know, but their entire torso was composed of Asbestos...

[Piro]

....luckly for Lord Raziel, Squire Piro was carting around His Lordship's mortar for him....

[Cunning Linguist]

Piro and Raz were madly in love with each other.  But an evil witch kidnapped poor Raz and put him in an artic prison.  

[Piro]

Squire Piro who is a male greatly resented that remark

[Cunning Linguist]

But no...its was Raz...short for errr...Raziella?  Raz's long lost sister with a body like a super model.  She also had the same powers of flame that her brother had...come on work with me here....

An enchanted chicken comes to Piro one day.  He tells Piro that he must embark upon a quest.  Piro agrees and then makes fried chicken.

[Raziel]

Piro must go on a quest to save his Lord of Fire, the mighty Raziel, who indeed has a sister, a hot asian super ninja model chick, who can help Piro.

[Cunning Linguist]

This hot Raz female clone, is the biggest beer drinking, butt kicking vixon in all of Holland.  She can leep a windmill in a single bound, down more special brownies than Cheech and Chong, and wade the waters to Freisland (pardon if I spelled that wrong) without going on her tippy toes.  But first, Piro would have to go before the Dutch Parliment and get a little help from some Dutch Superheros?  Like uhmmm...  Poppy Jopy?

[Piro]

Piro needs no help from those worthless Dutch Superheros. they are completely inept. So instead he goes to sidekicks-for-sale.com and buys a stableboy named Paprika to accompany him.

[Cunning Linguist]

Paprika is good at cooking and provides Piro with the sustinance he requires and likes.  Because if Piro doesn't like it, the clean up after the horse...yup...it goes right into Piro's Spagettios

[Piro]

While Paprika and Piro are argueing over the correct way to boil water, they suddenly remember they are on a noble quest to rescue the fair maiden (well maybe her brother too, but that depends on how much cash is on him) so they run off towards the Ebil FreezerMonkey's castle.

[Cunning Linguist]

They refrain from talking politics, because Paprika knows that if he says anything and the conservitive forrest troll Ranger overhears, he'll jump out and call everyone a liberal.  So they put politics aside, drink some swill they picked up at the local liquor store, chow down on some beef jerky while contemplating on who's belly buttons produced more lint.

[Piro]

once the dynamic duo is through the troll Ranger's forest, and after a quick stop at the pub, the duo has to cross the Desert of 666 Beers, in which you have to drink 666 bears in one night to cross the desert, if you fail to do this you will wake up with a HUGE hangover back in the pub, but if you can do this you will wake up in the pub on the other side of the desert without a hangover.

[SlipKnot]

.. after crossing the desert, they wake up to the bartender sir slipknot of the 666 beers desert. He offers a remedy drink, and offers them a guide... slipknot's pet EEEYORREEE!.. this remedy drink will come in handy during there trip.

Advanced search